Spoiler Chat: -03:05.312-12:31.687
In this episode….*Sigh.* Bill drops dead and goes to the big torture chamber in the sky, praised be. Alaric is promoted to family status so we can pretend Elena almost losing him is the same as Caroline losing her father. The dinner went on way too long and showed us the show has no shame. Stefan was (super) annoying, and Klaus’ brood is here to take.up.space.
Quote of the Podcast: “These characters are not worth the mental acrobatics and retcons and revisionist history it took to get them here. Esther, Kol, Finn, Rebekah, freakin’ Mikael. None of them are worth it. I don’t look at any of them and go, I’d hate to have never met you.”