Spoiler Chat: 12:18.187-22:34.844
Quotes of the Podcast: “Then he finds the coffins, and the witches give him an aneurysm after he calls their place a squalor. I’m like, they were murdered there by racist White people, you twat.”
“And then Klaus says, you know, a hundred witches means thousands of descendants, and he’ll find them all. And I’m like, Klaus, how can you find and kill thousands of descendants when you can’t even find four coffins? And now you can’t find one coffin. Your ability to search leaves a lot to be desired.”
The Good: Bonnie and Abby! Elijah’s back!!!
The Bad: Forwood, and the show pulls logic out of Bill’s butt. Alaric/Meredith/Damon, and I wonder how bad a doctor Meredith was that she had so many patients dying on her. Stelena (all of their scenes are bad on rewatch). Stefan.
The Ugly: Bonnie kowtowing to Stefan and his rank attitude. Elena’s strength is acknowledged, but Bonnie being strong is written into her DNA so no special attention ever needs to be paid when she achieves a feat. After outright forgetting that Stefan hurt Elena last episode, I wonder how I can make it to season 5 and still care when the show messes up her pov wrt being hurt by the Salvatores.