Co-hosts: Janine and Jennifer
No meta will be found here. After two seasons away from the show, JAJP’s original hosts come back for a reunion! I attempt to explain what a doppelganger is and why turning Abby into a vampire kept Esther from executing her spell (it’s hard, y’all), we’re all proud of Caroline’s part in this episode’s plan, Janine thinks the Salvatores were the worst part of the plan and her Elena shade is stronger than ever, Jennifer wonders why we saw Tyler’s eyes changed in the season 1 finale if the curse hadn’t been triggered yet, and Janine flips out upon hearing the state of Tyler’s current storyline.
“But I still don’t understand why they kept repeating. It’s not like the same mother having sex with the same father. There is no way to explain it. It’s a stupid plot. It’s a stupid, stupid plot. It makes no kind of sense ‘cause they know nothing about DNA and genes. Unless the person popped out quintuplets or something, but even then it’d be stupid.”-Janine
On learning that Damon later kills Bonnie’s mom to save Elena: “So um, what the hell? Do they not realize that Bonnie’s been helping them out? They couldn’t find another way? Let Elena die for all we care. What is Elena doing in this show? Everybody wants to look after Elena. For what? What is she doing, what is her purpose, why is she there? She’s only here for a triangle; she’s not helping anybody else out; she’s getting people killed. Kill her! If you kill Elena, all problems are solved: you don’t have a show. The end. Everyone’s happy.”-Janine